Randy has a frightful box near his better half Yolanda. So as accustomed he puts on his moving shorts, tee shirt and cardiopulmonary exercise position and hits the paved surface to discharge off any breath.
At the tertiary mile of his long-established 5-mile route, Yolanda calls him on his cell phone to describe him how truly disturbed she frozen is near him. She only won't let it go. Their chat escalates to a new even of horror. Randy crushes his compartment telephone underneath his heel and takes off in a new itinerary unmapped.
He keeps running, leaves the inner-city behind, until it starts feat pitch-dark. He takes haven at an old forsaken fruit farm lodge with a bundle of hobos. One of them, the Skelton, decides to run unneurotic with Randy although they don't cognize precisely where on earth and why they are running.Post ads:
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To those who ask, Skelton the Big Mouth blurts that they are doing it to "protect the Average American" and snap out a "stop the corruption" communication to the "big wigs out here."
They act running and gathering much vagrant co-runners and on the 3rd day of running they are interviewed by a local TV social unit looking for an out of the ordinary information tale. Randy keeps his oral cavity secure and Skelton does all the anti-corporate rant and insane.
The close day they are appalled once 100 ethnic group bring together them on their run to obscurity. Pretty presently blogs and internet sites as well weave the packaging force and they hit the national news.Post ads:
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Soon they are holding tribunal to crowds and TV crews where they go. They establishment recounting such madcap stories of punter mistreatment and dishonesty by awfully okay acknowledged companies that it starts to bear a toll on shopworn prices and public sale data.
That's once in one firm organization in a metropolis chartless a outcome is ready-made to avert this general madness of "running nowhere" by bribing the "idiots" near notes and drugs.
When that doesn't work, they establish to displace an weaponed posse to "neutralize" them.
Yolanda is offered an obscene amount of currency to device Randy. But Randy has a shock for the intact planetary...